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Hello everyone, my name is Jonathan. I'll keep this short and sweet so you won't ask for Cliffs Notes or just avoid this page as a general rule in the future.

First off besides being full of crap 90% of the time, I'm pretty much just a chilled out dude.

Most of my time is taken up being unemployed, and seeking new ways to remain so. I graduated from a small private school in the middle-of-nowhere TX with a BBA, a semester after losing my left foot, a perfectly good pair of jeans, and my favorite spleen in a head on collision leaving for Fall Break in Oct. 2004. I was 21 at the time, and sadly enough the accident had nothing to do with alcohol.

That last little part was a joke.

As much as I like cars, I still tend to steer clear of white Jeeps.

I love people who are angry due to their lack of observation combined with a young person getting a better parking spot.

One of these days, when I am forced to "join the real world" as they say, I aspire to not only wear ten thousand dollars worth of "foot wear", but to also help others to be as equally extravagant.