I just picked up a  Bronze Star Medal for my efforts on the battlefield.  Cool.

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Hey what is going on people?!  I just had some HO removed from my residual arm and some wired cut out of my sternum.  I didn't think my arm could get shorter but hey, whatever, I'll get the technology back on and figure it out all over again.

Hello everyone, I'm an AIRBORNE INFANTRYMAN from the 82ND AIRBORNE DIVISION.  I lost my arm on the battlefield during my 4th deployment.  My ALIVE DAY is MAY 14th  2007.