One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy
yelling for help.
It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him.
He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.
The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money.
The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.
The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, "Why do you want
one of those, son, you're not disabled."
The boy replied,"I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."
About This Group
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Just some place to post jokes, cartoons and other amusing amputee and wheelchair stories.
Warning - Jokes and Humour are subjective, and a joke which one person finds funny, another person may find offensive. Therefore, if you are of a sensitive nature, we would ask you do not look at the jokes in this Group.
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Laughter da best medecine
A guy in a bar was telling a few jokes to his friends.
He asked them "In the Parolympics, which sport is this...", mimicking
the throwing of a javelin, which was of course the answer.
Then he said "which sport is this...", mimicking throwing a shot put,
which again was the somewhat obvious answer.
For his next sport, he simply hit his head with the flat of his hand repeatedy.
The answer... Hurdles!
I'm glad to c soo many new members join...
for those of u who missed this one...
Do u think this is fair? read on and find out
On no soul doth God Place a burden greater than it can bear. It gets
every good that it earns, and it suffers every ill that it earns.
(Pray:) "Our Lord! Condemn us not if we forget or fall into error; our
Lord! Lay not on us a burden Like that which Thou didst lay on those
before us; Our Lord! Lay not on us a burden greater than we have
strength to bear. Blot out our sins, and grant us forgiveness. Have
mercy on us. Thou art our Protector; Help us against those who stand
against faith." (Quran 2:236)
All our trials and tribulations are exactly that OUR OWN. Be they
resulting from our past actions, or tests to help us recognize our true
potential. The first part of the verse is one of my all time favorites.
God only assigns a soul something it can cope with. God does not impose
upon any soul a duty but to the extent of its ability. Can we doubt
God's knowledge of our capacity? Can we even consider terminating our
life when God has decreed that we are capable of withstanding the
forces that are tormenting us?
As far as regretting our actions in pre-amupted life, y not take it as
a wake up call. Seek forgiveness for our slip-ups and vow to try our
best to never repeat them. After all to err is human. I pity the people
who have not recognized the wake-up calls in their lives, in time
enough to make changes.
if you feel the need go ahead lock ur self up in a room and screem. if
thats wat it takes. if nothing else it will help with the depression
right. and don't think too much into it even the best of us go thru
non-social phases. and its ok to take a few steps back so u can suit-up
for more progress.
peace ...
may God help us all to overcome our shortcomings.
still_kickin
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