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• Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeve? - A: Christopher Walken :-)
• A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of the states interagency planning committee aimed at solving handicap drivers parking dilemmas. "More on handicap drivers at 10 P.M.," he said. My ten-year-old granddaughter Andie looked at me in disbelief. "I didn't know they could call handicapped drivers 'morons' on national television!" she remarked. 
  
• Ann has been a manual wheelchair user for three years now. At eight-and-a-half months very pregnant with twins, she was used to getting nervous glancs from strangers. Ann had never realized just how imposing she was until she and her husband went out to dinner at a new restaurant. He pushed the wheelhair through the restauant to where the hostess sat them at their table. She took a long look at Ann's stomach, and asked, "Would you like me to get a high chair, just in case?"
• A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked,

  "What's the matter?"

  He said,

  "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."

  "She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

  "She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"

More to come as time goes by...

peace y'all

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